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John "Sausage" Bronston is a human. A great human. He is the only person in history to be both the prison hardman and the prison bitch.{{Template:Infobox player|str=8|dex=9|end=7|int=9|edu=7|soc=3|species=Human|gender=Male|age=38|image=|caption=John being Fabulous|profession=Former Naval Officer|allies=[[The Group]] </br>Vlen Backett (deceased)|adverseries=[[Dalglee Hahsh]]|locationcurrent=The Ligma|status=Alive|membership=[[The Group]]}}
John "Sausage" Bronston is a human born and raised on the planet Asaazarkhu, home of the squid race the Githiaski. He's currently part of a group of Idiots who are adventuring through space.
 
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== Early Life ==
 
=== Childhood ===
John Bronston was born and raised on the planet Asaazarkhu with his 3 Githiaski half brothers, Tvilti, Uvalnus and Simon Bronston. John is the second youngest sibling, only followed by Tvilti. His Mother, Wzandyi Bronston is Githiaski and a Force Commander in the Githiaski section of the Imperial Marines. Due to her occupation she doesn't spend a lot of time at home so John was primarily raised by his human Father, John Bronston Sr, who tends to go by the ailias, 'Pork Chop'. Pork Chop Brontson was a compassionate and highly intelligent man who devoted his spare time to his kids, raising them while his wife was away on military tours for 6 months to a year at a time.
 
John Bronston Jr was given the alias 'Sausage' at the age of 3 by Pork Chop who wanted to carry on the odd tradition of naming their son's after cuts or products of meat. The origin of this naming convention comes from ancient Terran tradition of growing local animals for execution and consumption. The Bronston family owned a chain of these shops and have been giving their sons

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John "Sausage" Bronston is a human born and raised on the planet Asaazarkhu, home of the squid race the Githiaski. He's currently part of a group of Idiots who are adventuring through space.

John Bronston
About
NameJohn Bronston
AliasesSausage
Fucking Idiot
StatusAlive
SpeciesHuman
GenderMale
Age38
OccupationFormer Naval Officer
Traits
STR8
DEX9
END7
INT9
EDU7
SOC3
Allignment
Member ofThe Group
AlliesThe Group
Vlen Backett (deceased)
AdverseriesDalglee Hahsh
Locations
BirthplaceAsaazarkhu
CurrentUnknown

Early Life

Childhood

John Bronston was born and raised on the planet Asaazarkhu with his 3 Githiaski half brothers, Tvilti, Uvalnus and Simon Bronston. John is the second youngest sibling, only followed by Tvilti. His Mother, Wzandyi Bronston is Githiaski and a Force Commander in the Githiaski section of the Imperial Marines. Due to her occupation she doesn't spend a lot of time at home so John was primarily raised by his human Father, John Bronston Sr, who tends to go by the ailias, 'Pork Chop'. Pork Chop Brontson was a compassionate and highly intelligent man who devoted his spare time to his kids, raising them while his wife was away on military tours for 6 months to a year at a time.

John Bronston Jr was given the alias 'Sausage' at the age of 3 by Pork Chop who wanted to carry on the odd tradition of naming their son's after cuts or products of meat. The origin of this naming convention comes from ancient Terran tradition of growing local animals for execution and consumption. The Bronston family owned a chain of these shops and have been giving their sons